I am lying on my side, empty and useless. The topsy-turvy room is a perfect rendition of the morning after. The party is long gone, and soon so will I, send to some glass factory for lethal crush and melt. Goodbye dear reader, maybe we’ll meet in some other universe…..Blast! It’s already happening? Everything’s going dark, that’s the beginning of the end, methinks :( Hope it’s not too painful.
The next thing I know, I’m a hair’s breath away from a pair of friendly eyes. I get a nice long soak and am soon as spotless as the day I was blown. Maybe the others were mistaken about the evil crusher. Soon, I discover, I have stumbled upon this crazy place called WonkyWorks, where they make bottles like me into fun stuff for people to like, among other things.
Soon I’m lying in the furnace, gradual temperature rise to a comfortable 802° C. After 36 hrs of the melting spa treatment, I feel reborn. My new shape is a brilliant flat. I can be used as a cupcake holder or as something to hang on the wall, to put keys in, or jewellery or visiting cards, to beat the burglar on the head or to crush some garlic….
I’ve also had some really entertaining conversations with some really drunk people ;-)
So, cheers to WonkyWorks, the Bottle Saviour…